well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
50% drunk capacity currently
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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