You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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