He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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