am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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