i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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