By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Alive.
So much puke
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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