His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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