His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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