sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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