Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize