Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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