i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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