Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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