That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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