called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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