Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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