He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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