the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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