Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
