I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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