haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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