actually, I'm a sock model
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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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