guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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