Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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