Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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