Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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