it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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