IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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