I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
