so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's rum buckets o'clock
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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