i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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