I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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