What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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