I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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