Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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