He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
