dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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