I'm really into asian looking animals
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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