even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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