WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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