ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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