bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
