Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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