He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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