Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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