what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Randomize
