Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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