i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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