But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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