Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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