Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
