yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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