school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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