please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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